Thursday, January 26, 2012

these are the steps to have hair like Zooey Deschanel:

Step 1  I began with an allover blowout using Orbie Royal Blowout Heat Styling Spray to give the hair volume and rich shine.
Step 2  I then divided the hair (at the top of the ear across) into 2 sections. The bottom section is wrapped into flat pin curls and secured at the nape of the neck.  I then placed the fall over the bottom section and secured it with bobby pins.
Step 3  I set all of the hair (including the fall) with 2 ½ inch rollers (rolled from end to root) set with Orbie Superfine Hairspray for 35 minutes.
Step 4  After removing the rollers, I brushed out the hair, did light back combing at the crown for height and sprayed it again allover with hairspray.
Step 5  Once the back was finished, I blew out the bangs and layered pieces on the sides using texturizing spray, to give the hair movement but also a finished look.

This was so fun to read mainly because half the words mentioned here are so completely alien to me. But all I can ascertain is that miss deschanel's hairdo took atleast 35 minutes assuming zero time for steps 1,2 ,4 and 5.


At times like these when I feel inferior to fellow beings for being so ignorant about stuff, I ask myself - What would Bruce willis do??
It works.. All my troubles fade away :-)

Friday, January 6, 2012

what have you

1. abrupt goodbyes
2. prolonged goodbyes
3. this
4. no more-ness
5. syndromes
6. puns
7. never again